Thesaurus:

A journey into the unexpected…

“We embrace originality and that’s why we have handpicked every detail to create a truly unique setting unsurpassed in Luton and the surrounding area.”

Designed to provoke controversy and divide opinion.There is nowhere better for that special Instagram moment.

Intimate, inviting, intriguing, intense,
maybe even a little insane…

The ambiance of the hotel’s “not “ so discreet cocktail lounge is emphasised by its elegant yet quirky décor: the crystal chandeliers ,mirrored walls, renaissance ceiling and the extravagant animals deliver a sophisticated feel that is further enhanced by the creative and classic cocktails mixed by our friendly & talented staff.

There is something about this place, totally out of the ordinary, even surreal, whether it`s sipping a cocktail complete with fire works under the unicorn`s head or chilling in the Moroccan themed tent .

Furnished with Animal skin high level pouser tables ( obviously faux ) opulent velvet upholstered stools or seriously comfortable lower level squidgy leather sofas, perfect to sink into for a long, leisurely evening. We think you will agree that we have created the perfect atmosphere in which to enjoy a special cuvée from our wine cellar, one of 70 artisan gins, a fine single malt whisky a premium vodka or an on trend Pornstar Martini.

Our imaginatively presented sharing food options designed to further enhance your experience from fillet steaks on lava stones to hanging kebabs.

All provided by our multi cultured kitchen crew “English, Indian, Bangladeshi, Polish, Albanian and Thai.”

Both dinners and casual drinkers are always welcome!

Open every weekday evening from 17:00 – 23:00

Fri 17:00 – 00:00

Sittings: 17:00 – 20:00

20:00 – 00:00

Sat 12:00 – 00:00

Sittings : 12:00 – 18:30

19:30 – 00:00

Last dining reservation at 10:00 pm, Booking strongly recommended!

Please contact the hotel directly, call us on 01582 417643.

Tapas Menu
Cocktail List